BeNeFiTs oF HaViNg OrGaSmS

Yo people, I chanced upon this article and find that it's quite informative. Enjoy and may all of you have many many orgasms to keep yourself healthy!! Wahahaha... An Orgasm a Day keeps the Doctor away. LOLZ.

ORGASMS
Would you like to make your skin glow, your hair shine, feel more relaxed and happy and improve your sex-life into the bargain? Well, the solution is in your own hands...

Masturbation is the best way to get to know your own body. Sex therapists agree that intimate knowledge of your own body, and understanding what turns you on, is the key to improving your sex life. As an added bonus, apart from being fun, masturbation is a great health and beauty booster.

Did you know that orgasm makes your hair shine and your skin smooth? This is due to the increased production of the hormones oestrogen and testosterone. And these hormones don't only make you glow with health, they also help lower stress and keep your bones and muscles healthy, leaving you feeling inside and out.

Worried about those wrinkles? Forget Botox - orgasm gets rid of the tension that constricts blood vessels in the brain, and helps prevent frown lines from deepening. It also releases painkillers into the bloodstream, making it a great cure for period pain and headaches.

There are major health benefits, too. Orgasms can extend your life, helping fight cancer and heart disease. The endorphins released stimulate immune system cells called 'natural killer cells' which help combat cancer. Orgasms also boost your circulation, helping the body rid itself of toxins that can make you feel ill.

Furthermore, sexual arousal releases a hormone that not only makes your skin glow, but improves your memory and concentration and is also thought to help fight depression.

BoRiNg, bOrInG, BoRiNg...

Today's breakfast very simple but its still nice. Got my fav dao ni jui, curry puff and egg tart. A good day begins with a good breakfast! Kekeke...


This is my office reception area where the visitors/guests will wait to be received. Sibeh cosy hor. But erm, due to the poor lighting, I think it looks a bit like coffin hor. Oops. *Choi* *choi* *choi*
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Hmmm, nothing much to share with all of you because no happenings recently lehz. Damn freaking boring week for me. It's Wednesday today but I don't think I am heading down to DeViLsBaR tonight. (Apple, I know what you are thinking hor. You doubt that I will stay at home tonight dio boh? You have sibeh strong feelings I will go table table table tonight dio boh? Haiz, can believe me for once boh.. gam sia hor) Haiz, so damn sianz. Anyway, I had a long chat with Apple last night. She asked me to get a bf too so tat I can accompany her to have bf. -_-""" Can go for double date siboh? Freaking where to find a bf sial. Don't tell me I must go to the window, kneel down and pray :" Dear Tee Gong, pls po bi me a bf hor so that Apple got accompany. Pls QC (Quality Control) first then shoot the cupid arrow hor. Mai luan luan shoot. Aim zun zun seng. Mai shoot dio one who either cannot perform in bed or got a freaking small willy. An ni kuan wa gui kee mai wu boyfriend. Gam Sia!" What a good prayer right! Wahahaha.. I think Tee Gong zitao hear my prayer liaoz also -_-"" buay tahan me. Ok lahz, I shall stop here and search for a good place with good fengshui to say my prayers liaoz. Wish me LUCK!!!

dO i nEeD a BoYfRiEnD oR a LoVeR??

My dearest friend, Apple had just officially declared that she is attached with her darling Kevina. She is out of the Singles Club le. Now only left me and Wendy. Haiz... There are people who can get in and out of relationships very fast while some tried very hard to pursue but get none. Maybe that's what we called LIFE. Humans are never satisfied with what they have. When they are attached, they wished to be single. When they are single, they wished to be attached. Irony right??? But whether we are single or attached, life still have to go on, dio boh??? I have been single since 7 March 2004 which is 3 months and 22 days. IF I am still attached with my ex bf, we will be celebrating our 5th year anniversary together in the coming 4th July. Anyway, I am sure most of you learnt something in every relationship you had. Not sure whether you all heard of this saying before : In life, you will face four types of people => Yourself, Someone who love you very much, Someone whom you love very much and Someone who will spend the rest of your life with you. First, love yourself. When you love yourself, people will get attracted to you because you have self-worth. Be a happy and fun person whom everyone love to be with. Gradually, you will learn how to love someone. As time goes by, you will know what you really want and pursue the love to find the someone who will spend the rest of your life with you. I hope those singles out there, don't despair because the time will come for you to meet your beloved one soon. Enjoy your singlehood now with your friends. At the same time, make more new friends. You won't know when this newfound friendship will turn out to be the start of a love story! Before I end, I would like to congratulate Apple of her newfound beau, Kevina. Note to Kevina -> Eh, you better treat Apple well hor. Don't let me know you bully her ah. If not I will put time put place to "dan tiao" with you. Cannot postpone one ah. Kekeke...

WhAt a ReFrEsHiNg MoNdAy!

Today is a special Monday for me and of course there are reasons for it. Firstly, no Monday blues. Secondly, I am not tired because I had my beauty sleep during the weekends. Lastly, I feel pretty today!!! Not I buay hiao bai hor. It's my colleagues who commented that I looked pretty today. Hmmm, maybe its because of my beauty sleep over the weekends. Anyway, just wanna update on my clubbing session on Friday night. As usual, there were lots of fun with the special appearance of my dear cheong kaki, Tommy joining us after his long rest recuperating for his injured back. It's really nice to have him back, our leader when it comes to bartop dancing! Kekeke... As usual, most of us were freaking high and dancing away with the familiar songs being played on almost all of my clubbing sessions at DeViLsBaR. It's fun to party with a group of kakis who really know how to enjoy. Thanks pals for all the happening moments in DeViLsBaR!!! That's all for my Friday night. As for Saturday and Sunday, nothing much because I was home two whole days in my bed with my teddy bear. Hahahaha... Hasn't been having enough sleep so I spent the weekends replenishing my loss of rest. So shiok man~ I better stop talking about my bed if not I will feel sleepy again. All I can look forward now is to Wed. YES!!!!! Wahahahha... continue my cheong sessions in DeViLsBaR. Solli ah, kisiao again. Kekeke.. Ok la.. I better stop my kisiao-ness. Time to work!!!


Me in my new office outfit today.


My breakfast for today... Strawberry wafer and a cup of hot cereal!

A PuZzLe tO SoLvE

Being so bored with no boss around today, my colleague gave me a puzzle to solve. And I find that its a challenge to me wor. Zitao my brain dio blocked after some calculations. Freaking make me think until gonna kisiao liaoz. Anyway, you all also go try this puzzle ba. Got answer one hor. See whether there's any genius here who can come up with the answer. Share with us the answer and how you got it in the Comment section. Best of luck!

MATHEMATICS PUZZLE

THERE IS ONE BUS, INSIDE THE BUS THERE ARE 7 GIRLS, EACH GIRL HAS 7 BAGS.
INSIDE EACH BAG THERE ARE 7 CATS, EACH CAT HAS 7 SMALL CATS.
HOW MANY NIPPLES ARE THERE INSIDE THE BUS?

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE CAT ALSO HAS 7 NIPPLES EACH.

SuPeRwOmAn!!!

In your head~ In your head~ Zombie, zombie, zombie!!! *sings mikoko* Yo everybody, I am back, still in one piece after the cheonging session last night. Freaking like a walking zombie now. I didn't catch a wink at all. Still feeling damn high man~ Last night sibeh power sial. All my kaki sibeh high and we started to kisiao together. Eh, kisiao doesn't mean go mad hor. Anyway, FINALLY last night the DJ played our fav song. Yes babe! The book is on the table, table, table!!!! Sibeh shiok sial. Imagine more than 5 people at the bartop shouting "table table table...". Happening right??? Wahahahhaa.. sibeh song ah! Zitao we partied until about 3am, then went Newton for supper. By the time I reach home, already 5am liaoz. When my mum saw me, she said :" Eh, back so early ah?" Pengz -_-""" Anyway, my mind cannot think of anything to write now. Going to pi liaoz. Pls po bi I can still tahan until tonight because I promised to bring my parents to watch The Best Bet after work later. I think I will pi in the cinema lor. Zzz... I miss my bed and my teddy bear~ *dozing off....*


Though I sibeh tired, but having a good breakfast is still important. Look at the nasi lemak my mummy pack for me. Yum yum... beri the shiok sial~


Me and Wendy took a pic before we head to DeViLsBaR last night. Both of us are still as chio as before. *proud*


This is me and my colleague aka DeViLsBaR kaki, Kelly. I am in specs today again. Act siboon... kekeke but still chio... :-p


You all better po bi my existing energy can last me till tonight. I really don't wish to pi like this ginna lor. Tong kim eh ginna sibeh sut. Kia diao poon eh sai pi. SUT!!!!

wAlKinG ZoMbIeS

The past two days were like a dream to me sial. Freaking spend the time dazing away. Even till now, I still cannot recall what I have done or said the past two days. The reason being insufficient sleep due to too much activities going on since last Friday. I went to work on Monday like a walking zombie. I don't even know how I managed to pass the day without pi-ing on my office table. Worse still, my eyes were swollen like goldfish yesterday due to my contact lenses. Come to think of it, I must thank my swollen goldfish eyes. If not, I will not have the chance to pi at home to replenish the loss of sleep accumulated since Friday. Me back in the office today, still half zombie but its much better compared to Monday. But I think tomorrow I will be back in zombie mode because my dear Wendy ask me to go DeViLsBaR with her tonight. Oh no.. I no need to sleep again. Bless me luck hor. Hope I will be back tomorrow in one piece. I shall stop here today. Ciao~

MoViE cUm ChEoNg NiGhT!

Don't always think we are always dressed up in cheong gear hor. Chio cheng simi boon eh sai eh... Just look at Apple and me... :-p


Took this pic with Ranger Ali when we went DeViLsBaR at 4am after our movie at Cineleisure. Yes, you didnt see wrongly, I didnt typed wrongly. It's 4am in the morning!!!


The first and last time taking pic with Bartender Pau because he is leaving Singapore le. Haiz, so many cute cute de bartenders are leaving DeViLsBaR. Sobz...


I think I dio Apple's Zi Lian Kuang syndrome liaoz. While the three of us were waiting for MacDonalds to open, I took out my digicam and took some cute pics of myself. Kawaii nehz!


The famous SS pose! Kekeke...


The cute cute me!!! *blushed*


Actually we wanna have our breakfast before we head back home but MacDonalds open at 7.30am. I WANNA COMPLAIN! IT SHOULD START AT 6AM INSTEAD! So in the end, it become a photo-taking session with Mr MacDonald -_-


Freaking I still give Mr MacDonalds a kiss before I head back home and pi. I think liaoz I also -_-


The three of us are never tired of taking pics one lor. Freaking 6am in the morning, while we were waiting for the first train back home, we decided to take more pics. Erm, Just enjoy the different face expressions we have.

uPdAtEs oN oUr fRiDaY nItE

Friday was indeed a very fun and enjoyable night for us. As usual, we were very excited. Wendy and myself checked into the Strand Hotel in the afternoon after some shopping. Eh, you all don't be mistaken hor. The two of us checked into the hotel to prepare ourselves for the night. WE ARE NOT THERE TO HAVE RENDEVOUS HOR!!! Anyway, while we were waiting for our Ms Apple to join us, both of us quickly get some beauty sleep. Very shiok sial! Ok, I try to cut short the story la. Freaking I think you all must be getting impatient liaoz. We reached DeViLsBaR at about 9.30pm. Eh, we are not kiasu hor. Just a little bit early nia mahz. We were getting ourselves warmed up by having a couple of drinks(Erm, one cup? two cups? Aiya I forget how much I drink liaoz lah) Woo hoo!! It's bartop time!!! Most of us were freaking high and siao lor. We actually partied till 3am BUT I VERY BUAY SONG WITH THE DJ!!! BECAUSE HE DIDNT PLAYED MY TABLE TABLE TABLE SONG!! HMPH!! Erm, actually hor, he got played the song lah. Freaking after I left liaoz then he played that song -_-""". With the booze still circulating in my tired body, the three siao char bohs zitao pi on the bed when we were back in the hotel. Tired but very happy. We didnt took much pics because we were rushing for our night at DeViLsBaR. Keke.


The three sibeh-chio-eh angels took a pic before they leave for DeViLsBaR. You see the three of us got theme outfit one hor.


A simple and comfortable outfit for me! But still chio right?? *blushed*

SoMeThInG bO LiAo tO ShArE

Hurray!!!!! Friday night is the night!!! I am getting more and more excited as the time passes by because its getting nearer and nearer to Friday. Yes! Yes! Yes! DeViLsBaR, here I come!!! You all can't blame me for my great reactions because I have not cheong for two whole weeks liaoz. Even if you all can't stand me, I also don't care because I FEEL HAPPY CAN LIAOZ! Wahahahahaha.... I went Wendy's house last night to try out some tops for tomorrow night. Its the comeback of the three sibeh-chio-eh siao char bohs! Anyway, I have found what I wanted to wear. The three chio bu will be dressing up and we gonna be the chio-est in DeViLsBaR tomorrow night lor. Eh eh eh, pls dun puke hor. If you don't believe, do check out the pics which we will be uploading after our night's out at DeViLsBaR. By the way, being in bo liao mode today, I have found something bo liao to share with all of you. Happy luffing and enjoy your Thursday! Before I end, I have something to tell all of you. THANK GOD IS FRIDAY TOMORROW!!!! TABLE, TABLE, TABLE!!!!

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SINGLISH VS ENGISH

Use Singlish, it's so much economical n effective-Compare n See :-p

When Going Shopping
Britains: I'm sorry sir but we don seem 2 haf the sweater u want in ur size, but if u gif me a moment, i can call the other outlets 4 u.
S'poreans: No Stock!

When returning a Call
Britains: Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?
S'poreans: Hello, who page?

When someone is in the way
Britains: Excuse me, i'd like 2 get by. Would u please make way?
S'poreans: Lai, siam! or Siam hor! or Skius!(excuse)

When someone offers to pay
Britains: Hey, put ur wallet away, this drink's on me.
S'poreans: no need lah!

When asking for permission
Britains: Excuse me, but do u think it would be possible 4 me 2 enter through this door?
S'poreans: (While pointing at the door) Can pass or not?

When asking to be excused
Britains: If u would excuse me 4 a moment, i have 2 go 2 the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would onli take a moment
S'poreans: Go toilet! Buay tahan liao...

When doubting someone
Britains: I don't recall u giving me the money.
S'poreans: Got meh?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion
British: Err. Tom, i have 2 stop u there. I understand where u r coming from but i really have 2 disagree wif wat u said about the policy
S'poreans: Talk cock lah u!

When asking someone to lower their voice
Britains: Excuse me, but could u lower ur voice, i'm trying 2 concentrate over here.
S'poreans: Eh, Tiam leh!

When asking someone if he or she noes u
Britains: Excuse me, but i noticed u staring at me 4 some time. Do i noe u?
S'poreans: See wat see?! Buay Song ah!

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Is she speaking English???

Wahahahaha... this one sibeh funny. Her English damn power sial!

Powderful English

TiMe NeVeR GoEs BaCk...

Dear all, below is a very meaningful and interesting article I chanced upon which I wanna share with all of you. Enjoy~

Time Never Goes Back

Once upon a time, there was a teacher and his student lying down under a big tree near a big grass area.
Then, suddenly, the student asked the teacher,

Student : Teacher, I'm confused, how can we find our soul-mate? Can you please help me?

Teacher : (Silent for few second, than he answer) Well, it's a pretty hard and easy question.

Student : (Thinking hard) Huh???

Teacher : Look on that way, there are a lot of grass there, why don't you walk there but please never walk backward, just walk straight ahead. On your way, try to find a beautiful grass and pick it up then give it to me. But just one.

Student : Well, ok then... wait for me... (walked straight ahead to the grass field).

A few minutes later...

Student : I'm back.

Teacher : Em, well I don't see any beautiful grass on your hand.

Student : On my journey, I found few beautiful grass, but I thought that I would find a better one, so I didn't pick it up. But I didn't realize that I'm at the end of the field, and I hadn't picked up any. Cause you told me not to go back, so I didn't go back.

Teacher : That's what happened in real life.

What is the message of this story?

* Grass - is people around you
* Beautiful Grass - is people that attract you
* Grass Field - is time

* In looking for your soulmate, please don't always compare and hope that there will be a better one. By doing that, you'll waste your lifetime, cause remember "Time Never Goes Back".

It applies the same in finding your ideal life partner, your suitable career or business, therefore the morale is LOVE & grab hold of the opportunity that you have now, don't waste time!

~There Can Be Only One~

CoUnTiNg dOwN tO fRiDaY!

Woo hoo! It's finally Wednesday! You all must be thinking this DeViLsBaR siao will be heading down to DeViLsBar tonight, right? You are absolutely wrong! Hahaha... Don't forget I am still re-charging my energy hor. Though I really very gian to go down but I have the determination to keep the promise to stay away for two weeks lor. I must reserve my energy for this coming Friday! Yeah!!! Really sibeh excited and looking forward to it man~ The three siao char bohs already start planning since Monday. Ya lah, its not a very big event but its a comeback for us you know? When we heard our fav theme song "The book is on the table" (Ya, that table table table song), we can even imagine we are up at the bartop dancing away sial. Pai sey, thats the DeViLs Withdrawal Symptoms. The medicine available for this strange sickness is DEVILSBAR!!!!! Solli ah, a bit kisiao today so do bear with me. The two siao char bohs already planned what to wear on that night liaoz. Somemore got colour theme one ok... Dun puay puay hor. I am still racking my brains on what to wear. Hmm.. maybe I should do some shopping tonight to find my theme attire. Ok lah.. I finish my kisiao-ness liaoz. I shall continue tomorrow. I will be back... Wahahahahaha.

HaPpeNiNg MoNdAy, pEaCeFuL TuEsDaY

Yesterday was a damn unlucky day for me man~ Already got serious Monday blues liaoz, freaking add on more blue to my day. Firstly, I was late for work. I was supposed to start work at 8.30am but guess what time I woke up?? 8.00am!!! I zitao jumped out of bed and prepared myself to work. While I was rushing like a siao lang to work, I received a SMS from my boss. She said one of the FEDEX package containing the research samples were gone liaoz because I didnt pass it to the researcher last Friday. The research samples got to be kept in low temperature if not it will not work anymore. Haiz... so the first thing I came to the office was to call the researcher and apologised. In the afternoon, while I was discussing the plans for this Friday, I got into a small argument with my dear friend, Wendy. Imagine the three siao char bohs become two only. It will not be fun and siao liaoz. But I am thankful for the two siao char bohs(Apple and Wendy) for being so patient with me. They have indeed given me lots of guidances, advices and also scoldings too. Without them, I will not be able to handle the problems myself. The three siao char bohs forever!!!! Kekeke... As for today, sibeh peaceful lor. Nothing much happen. I am still re-charging my energy for this Friday. It's gonna be very fun and happening. Oh, I think I better run now. Because its LUNCHTIME!!! Hahaha... See what my mummy prepared for my lunch. The sight of the pic below makes my stomach growl liaoz. Ok lah. I go makan liaoz. Ciao!


Delicious lunch I asked my mummy to prepare for myself and my colleague. Envy my colleague boh??? Kekeke.

Oh ya, before I forget, do try the quiz below. It's interesting!

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I	Intense
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O	Overwhelming
K	Kind
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PaInFuL bUt eNjOyAbLe OuTiNg...

Yesterday was an enjoyable Sunday for me. The two siao char bohs and me plus a few of my devils kaki went blading at East Coast Park. We (the three siao char bohs) prepared lots of nice food for the outing. There were cookies of 3 different flavours, fried bee hoon and those japanese jelly called Konniakyu Jelly. What a spread right? It was really fun with some of them not knowing how to blade. There were different versions of people who bladed yesterday. One is totally dunno how to blade, sibeh scared fall down and somemore want face -_-""" (Ken Ken). One is know how to blade but dunno how come fell down so many times (Wendy). Another one is can't blade very well but also fell down at least 5 times--->thats me! Apple and I were thinking maybe that pair of blades were cursed sial. Freaking Wendy fell 8 times,I fell 5 times! Zitao both of our bums dio blue-black sial. Sibeh tia lehz. But whats with the fall when all of us had so much fun together. After all the blading and stuff, the three siao char bohs went KTV with Weiyi aka Kelvin. Wow, the three of us were mesmerized by his excellent impersonate of Andy Lau's voice! He indeed sang very well. After a day of fun, food and falling, the three siao char bohs sibeh tired. Zitao all went home and pi liaoz. Below are the pics taken when we were at East Coast Park. Enjoy!


Pic taken when we were on our way to East Coast Park. Feeling so enthusiatic man~


Group pic taken before they go for their blading. The two kids are Junior Tommy and Junior Emily. The dua jiak guy in blue is the famous Ken Ken. The lady wearing a cap beside him is his girlfriend. The guy in black top is Weiyi aka Kelvin. As for the two gals not mentioned you all know who liaoz so no need to intro.


Sexy babes in blades!


Thats me and Apple taking a pic when we were sitting by the beach. Can you all feel the sea breeze too?? Sibeh shiok man~


Two excellent singers who were with the three siao char bohs at the KTV. They really sang very well wor. Dun puay puay...


The wound caused by all the sliding, falling and flying during blading. Sobz... pain pain...

ThReE SiAo ChAr BoHs iN AcTiOn AgAiN!

Last Friday like I said, I didnt go to DeViLsBaR. But instead I went for an interview with Apple and Wendy. Yes, as usual, the three siao char bohs. After the interview, feeling so damn hungry, we went to Burger King to have our dinner. We were brain-storming where to go on a Saturday night. Haiz... DeViLsBaR was out of the question. Movies?? Also sianz. To cut the story short, we ended up at Plaza Singapure having our sundaes. After some chatting, laughing and gossiping, we decided to go home. Thats when the action started. We took the train to Marina Bay to secure seats because very long journey back home lehz. Then being very siao, we got an idea again. Took silly pictures of ourselves but this time was IN THE TRAIN! Imagine we were taking pics of our nostrils, our middle fingers, Apple and me sucking on Wendy's neh neh etc etc... And we were practically enjoying ourselves, laughing away as if nobody was in the train. I don't say more liaoz. You all just see the pics below and imagine.


Yummy! Fresh milk from Wendy! Lolz...

Muackz! Muackz! Muackz!

Our middle fingers, kekeke.

DeViLs WithDrAwaL SyMpToMs

FRIDAYS are supposed to be HAPPY DAYS for me but not today. Its damn boring because I am not going to DeViLsBaR tonight. Taking two weeks break to recuperate my tiring body and mind. While I am finding ways to distract myself from thinking of DeViLsBaR, SMS messages starts coming in from my cheong kakis. Its either "devils tonight?" or "table table table???". There's one even more special. "The devil is calling you...going tonite?" I zitao -_-""". Anyway, I will be back in action next Friday 18 Jun 04. So please, do take note hor. I must fully recharged myself first before I go on full-force cheonging sessions at DeViLsBaR again. Start counting down now!!!

FuN iN tHe hOsPiTaL!!!

Do we look like we are here to visit Tommy?


Me and Tommy.


Saw the serious look on Dr Wendy's face??

Well, I am back in the office after a good rest yesterday. Quickly upload the pics taken when we went to visit Tommy in the hospital. Frankly speaking, we really don't look like we were there for visiting lor. I think the nurses there all buay tahan us. We were so noisy sial. We were busy taking pics with Tommy, meddling with the medical equipments and laughing loudly at silly jokes. Haiz, I believe the three of us (Wendy, Apple and myself) can really label ourselves as the SCBG, Siao Char Boh Gang! Its really fun that night man~. And I believe Tommy enjoyed himself too, with the company of three pretty ladies. Kekeke... Erm, Plus Hunkie Kenneth and the Sibeh-Gao-Yo-Eh Uncle Simon. -_-"""

fEeLiNg SiCk tOdAy...

I am at home now feeling so sick. Freaking down with a flu and diarrhoea. Anyway, the two siao char boh (Wendy & Apple), Uncle Simon, Ken Ken and I went down to the hospital to visit Tommy yesterday. I think we really are siao char boh lor bcos we were taking pics in the hospital -_-"" and meddling with the medical equipments. I will upload the photos when I am back in office tomoro. Really had a great time last night. Imagine one of the siao char boh (you should know who you are la hor) sitting on the wheelchair wheeling herself around the hospital compound and enjoying herself. Lastly, hope dear Tommy will recover real soon. Do check out the pics! Sibeh happening one lor...ok lah.. I go koonz liaoz. Sibeh drowsy after taking my medicine. Ciao!

kErNa TrIcKeD!

This is the poster that toopid kim moh used to trick me.

Its Tuesday and as usual--->Sibeh sianz. Was very busy at work in the morning. Now quite free but dunno what to write in my blog. So I decided to share something with all of you. I DIO TRICKED BY MR KIM MOH!!!! You all saw the poster above. Yes! He used that to trick me. He MSN me before I knocked off from work. He asked me whether I am going to DeViLsBaR or not(FYI, It's a Thursday. I admit I am a DeViLsBaR siao but also cannot cheong every night mahz -_-""). I said no because I got to go for my yoga lesson and I just went the night before. Then he asked me :" You didnt received the email mehz? About the DeViLs night?" I didnt received it and tot what DeViLs night he was toking about. Then he sent me the above poster to convince me. Somemore he said all my DeViLs cheong kakis will be going down, got Manchester United football players signing autographs for members, got lucky draws etc etc. Zitao he said until got dragon got tiger(in hokkien). Just to confirm its true or not, I MSN my darling who was online that time. He said he was not informed of anything like that lehz. So I asked that Kim Moh again true or not, he still freaking dare to answer me YES. Then I arranged to meet them outside DeViLsBaR lor and was about to go offline liaoz then he stopped me. You all guess what he said. "Eh, I think you better go for your yoga la. Dun have DeViLs night. I bluff you one. Hahahahaha.." NB! He sibeh kiang lor. Freaking make me so gian liaoz then tell me its a trick afterall. So now whatever things he tell me, I dun believe him liaoz. Once bitten, twice shy. Hmhp! I have since learnt to be smarter liaoz.

KeN KeN aNd tHe ThReE PrEtTy AnGeLs!

Charlie and the three pretty angels. Kekeke!


Three pretty angels (Wendy, Apple and Me) on the bartop!

A bLuE bLuE mOnDaY...

Its Monday again and its a very blue Monday for me. I think the blue blue moods will stay with me throughout this week because there's nothing exciting or interesting for me to look forward to. Too many reasons for me to feel very blue this week. Firstly, my darling getting enlisted in army this Friday. Secondly, no more cheonging sessions at DeViLsBaR till 18th Jun. Lastly, I just have no mood for anything. Gonna work extra hard today at work. Must commit all my time and energy in my work now. By the way, below is the pic we took on Sunday. Really is too boh liaoz until we got to dig out the Monopoly game and play. -_-""" Enjoy the pics!


Monopoly time!

NiGhT aDvEnTuReS oF tHrEe CrAzY gErS!

This is the first guy we approached inside the Singtel shop at Citylink for our made-up Social Behaviours Studies project. Buay pai dio boh???


The toopid train broke down and caused lots of people stranded at Newton Mrt Station. And that toopid station control staff announcing on the system so damn rude:" Attention passengers. There will be no train service from now onwards. Pls do not wait here because we do not know when the train service will resume. And for your info, you can claim your refunds within these three days at any Mrt station. It's not necessary to claim them now." -_-"""


See these two siao char bohs again. Everyone looking for ways to get home but these two char bohs still sibeh excited and insisted a photo taken. -_-""" Buay tahan them sial.

DaY aDvEnTuReS Of tHrEe CrAzY gErS!

Picture of me in a cute pose! Kawaii nehz!


This is the second serving of free flow bread we helped ourselves in Cafe Cartel. Ever heard of people eating bread to kill time when they are already very full? Yes, thats us.


Me and Wendy acting cute again. Sorry la, we really too bored liaoz.


Kekeke, me helping myself to the last piece of bread. Yummy!


These two siao char bohs, eat so much bread plus the main course say sibeh full but strangely they still got space in their stomach for an ice cream cone lor. Freaking still ask the person to do a high high one for them. -_-"""""

BoRiNg oR ExCiTiNg wEeKeNdS???

Well, I am gonna summarise my happenings for the weekends. On Friday, Apple and myself went to meet our friend, Magmag, for some drinks. Mag and I knew each other when we were in the poly. She is a great friend to have and thanks to her listening ear and advices when I faced problems with my ex-bf. After some girls' talk and photo-taking, we went on our separate ways. Needless to say, you all know where I was heading to already right? Yes. DeViLsBaR! I went because my darling bartender's last day of work was yesterday. Just wanna see him seriously at work behind the bar counter for the last time. He looks so damn cool! *blushed* To prevent you people from having goosebumps, I shall continue to talk about my adventures with Apple and Wendy yesterday. Actually, we arranged to catch a movie at Plaza Singapura, but damn suay lor. Its either tickets sold out or left front row seats! With so much free time, we thought of a very good strategy. We found a place (Cafe Cartel) where we can sit down, have our dinner and able to stay there for a very long time without getting chased away.(Just in case you are wondering why we wanna stayed there for so long. Its bcos we wanna to kill time lor.) After our dinner, we actually walked to Esplanade and Fullerton. Feeling so bored, Wendy came up with a good idea (or should I say silly?) She suggested we approached cute guys to take pictures with us. And the reason to give was we are doing a project on Social Behaviours Studies -_-"""". Two of them will looked out for cute guys while I was in charge of phototaking. Quite fun lor because you can imagine those guys' reaction when we requested to take pictures. And the project doesn't exist at all lor. After all the fun, we decided to head back home. Yes. Back home. Not to DeViLsBaR. And I think we should have gone to DeViLsBaR lor. (Solli, me starts to have DeViLs WiThdRaWaL SyMtHoMs!) The reason very simple. The freaking train broke down while we were on our way home lor! Everyone got to alight at Newton Mrt station. And there will be no train service from Newton to Toa Payoh. Haiz. So the three of us went to Newton Market to have a drink. Luckily, they provide bus services to fetch those people stranded at Newton to Toa Payoh Bus Interchange. In case you people starts to fall asleep, I better quickly finish the last part of the summary. Today, the three of us didnt go anywhere. We just practically nua in bed lor. The three of us slept at about 6am in the morning because we had a very long girls talk session. (Pls don't mistaken us as lesbians hor, thank you.) Me as a light sleeper, was woken up a few times by the two ladies who slept beside me. I think they freaking laughed too much the night before which resulted them being hum bin lor(sleep-talking). Just before I decided to update my blog, the three of us plus Xiaoxing(Apple's sworn brother) just finished a game of MONOPOLY. I know you all will -_-""". But pls be understanding hor. No bf is like tat de. But luckily I still have this bunch of crazy friends with me. Kekeke. I think I better stop here now. Check out the pics we took which I will upload real soon. Below are the pics I took with Magmag.


Me and my best friend, Magmag.


Three pretty ladies: Me, Apple and Magmag!

ThAnK gOd iTs fRiDaY!

Its Friday finally but I don't feel happy at all lehz. Sibeh sianz. I am still thinking wanna go DeViLsBaR tonight or not. Most of my cheong kakis are not feeling well. Damn the toopid weather and flu virus going around. By the way, I was sms-ing Bartender Lemz last night about the cookies I baked for him. He didnt managed to try the cookies at all. Whats left was the empty container. Dunno who is that lucky person who ate the cookies sial. But Bartender Lemz, no worries. I shall bake some more cookies for you next week. A bigger tub one okie?? Haiz... One more week my darling will be on his way to serve the nation liaoz. Poor him. Hope everything will goes on smoothly for him. Hmmm..I think I better go send a mass sms to gather my cheong kakis for some fun at DeViLsBaR tonight. The book is on the table, table, table!!!!

CooKIES, cOOkies aNd mOrE CoOkiES...

For distribution to lucky bartenders in DeViLsBaR! :-p


Notice the difference in size of cookies???

Apple and I had an intensive baking session yesterday. Imagine we went DeViLsBaR on Tuesday night, slept at 5am and still manage to wake up to do the baking. Tuesday night at DeViLsBaR was fun as usual. Almost all of my kakis were sibeh high and drunk. Amazingly, I was the most sober one among them. And I got to take care two of my dearest friends, Apple and Wendy. Bobian lehz, they always look after me whenever I am drunk which it happens most of the time. *blushed* So to return them the kindness, I let them sey lor. *proud* The three of us went DeViLsBaR last night too. You all must be thinking we chiongsters right??? Hahaha.. aiya no bf is like that one lehz. But remember hor, we are not chiongsters. We are just faithful supporters of DeViLsBaR!! Wahahaha.. Anyway, last night both Apple and I brought the cookies down and passed them to the cute bartenders. Most of them tried the cookies liaoz commented nice. Apple, I think we can set up a cookies shop liaoz. Lastly, for those who couldn't get to try the yummy cookies we made, just satisfy ur cravings by looking at the pictures I took. Enjoy! ;-)